Bout Recap: Saucies 187, Kats 113

The first half was a claw-biter as the Alley Kats faced down the Suicidal Saucies during their Feb. 2 bout at North Tonawanda’s Rainbow Rink; but sometime around the 20-minute mark, the sauce got too hot for the Kats, and, for the rest of the night, the women in purple would be looking for a bowl of milk to cool the burn.

The Kats pounced on an early lead to open the bout, scoring 13 unanswered points before the Saucies could find their legs. And find them they did – the Saucies came on hot and heavy, with MissFire taking advantage of a powerjam to the tune of 15 passes and a total score of 19-13.

The Kats would answer with a powerjam of their own, and, after Evil-Lyn Cognito had her way, the Kats were up, 29-28. Ten minutes in, the two teams were neck-and-neck – trading blows and doling out ring rash to all comers.

By the time 19 minutes had passed, the Saucies were ahead by three. That would change after the Kats sent a jammer to the box. The Saucies quickly capitalized on the opportunity, with skater B’Kini Whacks taking home a whopping 19 points on her jam alone.

Plagued by penalties and the relentless heat of the Sauce, the Kats would not be able to claw their way back into the lead. The Saucies passed the century mark by halftime; the Kats were left with a mouse-sized 56 points. By the end of the night, the Sauce would dominate with a final score of 187-113.

B’Kini Whacks would take home 64 points on the night, with Alley Oops pitching in 46 for the Saucies. MissFire and Flame Throw-Her each scored 42 and 35 passes, respectively.

For the Kats, Evil-Lyn Cognito scored 40 for the bout, with Shank Ya Very Much close behind, at 35. Nova Cain pitched in 22, while Knockin’ Das Boots contributed 9, and inSINerator had 7 passes.

The next bout will be a doubleheader, when the Lake Effect Furies take on Suburbia, followed by the Devil Dollies v Alley Kats. The bout will be at the Rainbow Rink, 101 Oliver Street, North Tonawanda. Doors open at 6 p.m. and the first bout begins at 6:30.

~ Josh Gordon

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[learn_more caption=”Team Statistics”]

	Penalties			Lead Jam %			Score
	1st	2nd	Total	1st	2nd	Total	1st	2nd	Total
Alley Kats	17	16	33	35%	43%	39%	56	57	113
Suicidal Saucies	13	13	26	65%	57%	61%	104	83	187

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[learn_more caption=”Jammer Statistics”]

		Points Scored			Lead Jams
Alley Kats		Jams	Points	PPJ	Lead	LJ%	NP
87	Evil-Lyn Cognito	14	40	2.9	6	43%	1
226	Shank Ya Very Much	15	35	2.3	9	60%	0
333	Nova Cain	10	22	2.2	3	30%	0
57	Knockin’ Das Boots	1	9	9.0	1	100%	0
1666	InSINerator	9	7	0.8	1	11%	3
555	Red Hairing	2	0	0.0	0	0%	0
Suicidal Saucies		Jams	Points	PPJ	Lead	LJ%	NP
21	B’kini Whacks	11	64	5.8	9	82%	1
42	Alley Oops	12	46	3.8	8	67%	1
252	Missfire	10	42	4.2	9	90%	0
220	Flame Throw-Her	15	35	2.3	5	33%	4
74	Arti Choker	1	0	0.0	0	0%	0
111	Bella Stiletto	1	0	0.0	0	0%	0
906	Gibby S’more	1	0	0.0	0	0%	0

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[learn_more caption=”Skater Statistics”]

		Jams Played					Penalties		Plus/Minus
Alley Kats		J	P	B	Total	Jam %	Total	Pen %	PF	PA	+/-
44	Ilana Gordon	0	2	29	31	61%	5	16%	76	87	-11
369	PaulverizHer	0	0	23	23	45%	5	22%	74	60	14
57	Knockin’ Das Boots	1	10	10	21	41%	1	5%	66	46	20
87	Evil-Lyn Cognito	14	3	1	18	35%	1	6%	52	57	-5
9193	Knot Nice	0	6	11	17	33%	5	29%	35	71	-36
621	Bang GRRrang	0	0	17	17	33%	3	18%	26	71	-45
1666	InSINerator	9	1	6	16	31%	6	38%	27	71	-44
555	Red Hairing	2	9	4	15	29%	1	7%	24	38	-14
226	Shank Ya Very Much	15	0	0	15	29%	0	0%	35	38	-3
241	La’Batt Bruise	0	7	7	14	27%	1	7%	26	79	-53
100	Flocking Girl Scout	0	1	13	14	27%	0	0%	19	105	-86
27	Kryptonfite	0	1	9	10	20%	1	10%	29	23	6
333	Nova Cain	10	0	0	10	20%	1	10%	22	29	-7
29	Toxic Shocker	0	0	10	10	20%	2	20%	18	50	-32
123	YuNita Bakhoff	0	0	8	8	16%	0	0%	20	14	6
1019	OCDiesel	0	0	8	8	16%	1	13%	9	60	-51
83	Karsmashian	0	1	6	7	14%	0	0%	7	32	-25
1759	Marci Beaucoup	Did Not Skate
Suicidal Saucies		J	P	B	Total	Jam %	Total	Pen %	PF	PA	+/-
73	Wrecks Kitten	0	23	7	29	57%	4	14%	107	62	45
906	Gibby S’more	1	1	27	29	57%	3	10%	87	54	33
972	Alli Snatcher	0	24	3	27	53%	2	7%	82	62	20
54	Head Huntress	0	0	27	27	53%	3	11%	128	46	82
220	Flame Throw-Her	15	0	0	15	29%	4	27%	35	47	-12
21	B’kini Whacks	11	0	2	14	27%	2	14%	83	40	43
20	Beatrix Boom	0	0	13	13	25%	1	8%	48	30	18
111	Bella Stiletto	1	0	11	12	24%	1	8%	65	17	48
42	Alley Oops	12	0	0	12	24%	1	8%	46	21	25
252	Missfire	10	0	1	11	22%	0	0%	42	11	31
51	Roxanne Debris	0	0	11	11	22%	2	18%	33	26	7
79	Notorious V.A.G.	0	0	10	10	20%	3	30%	13	37	-24
74	Arti Choker	1	0	8	9	18%	0	0%	23	16	7
1717	Joyride	0	0	8	8	16%	0	0%	33	21	12
224	Cuban Mistress Crisis	0	0	7	7	14%	0	0%	54	19	35
610	Wailing Wench	0	0	7	7	14%	0	0%	28	14	14
850	Constance Wearing	0	0	7	7	14%	0	0%	18	19	-1
416	Hot Damnsel	0	0	6	6	12%	0	0%	10	18	-8
28	Bully Holiday	0	0	1	1	2%	0	0%	0	5	-5
187	Homicidal Barbie	Did Not Skate

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