Western New York's Official Women's Flat Track Roller Derby

2017 Suicidal Saucies

Photo by Jim Bush

Photo by Jim Bush

Suicidal Saucies

The Suicidal Saucies are looking to seriously spice up their 2017 and have added some interesting flavors to their team recipe. Blackrock Bruiser has brought her dominating style of play and saavy Lake Effect Furie strategies over to the Saucies this year and is heading up the coaching team.  Val du Morte hung up her skates for a coach’s whistle and is working beside Rocky to stir the Sauce to perfection. The draft brought them a combo platter including veterans Vile Love It and Celery StalkHer and freshly harvested rookies Mon Cherry and Chris Sepanic.  Team captains Beatrix Boom and Pearl plan to simmer everyone together until their Sauce is ready to overtake the track.

Team Roster

# Name Position Exp Height Hometown
20 Beatrix Boom + Blocker 5 5-5 Newington, CT
64 Celery STALK-Her Jammer/Blocker 7 5-7 Buffalo, NY
412 Chet UpStandUp Jammer 1 5-6 Buffalo, NY
224 Cuban Mistress Crisis Blocker 3 4-11 Buffalo, NY
856 Fresh’Slaughter Pearl ++ Blocker 2 5-6 Buffalo, NY
310 HerHeiny Granger Pivot/Blocker 7 5-3 North Tonawanda, NY
1717 Joyride Blocker 3 5-4 Angola, NY
1955 Mon Cherry Blocker 2 5-1 Tonawanda, NY
125 Poisonous Peaches Pivot/Blocker 2 5-7 Lakeview, NY
13 Rosi Jammer 1 5-3 Niagara Falls, NY
444 sePANIC attack Blocker R 5-1 Lewiston, NY
91 Sigourney Cleaver Jammer 1 5-3 Greenport, NY
921 SkarPinski Blocker 1 5-3 Jamestown, NY
27 TeKill’ya Sunrise Jammer 1 5-4 Monterrey, Mexico
644 Vile Love-It Jammer/Pivot/Blocker 6 Fayetteville, NY
610 Wailing Wench Blocker 4 5-2 Buffalo, NY
Blackrock Bruiser * 5 Buffalo, NY
Val du Morte ** 7 Buffalo, NY
Flame Throw-Her *** 5 Tonawanda, NY

* Team Captain; + Assistant Captain