Jammer Referee
Member of QCRG since 2009
About Guy:
After tiring of constant run-ins with the authorities during his vigilante days in the French Revolution, Guy decided to turn his strong propensity for justice into a legal gig. He got his first job as court executioner under King Louis XVI in 1792 and performed 105 beheadings throughout the year he spent in the position.
The political unrest of the period caused the people of France to later turn against and execute their King in 1793. Just before his death, the King bestowed a special gift upon his loyal executioner: a pair of roller skates. Guy knew it was only a matter of time before they would come looking for the ex-King’s cohorts and have them executed as well. Thanks to the new set of wheels on his feet he managed to barely outrace the foot soldiers and flee his own impending demise.
After escaping from France, Guy rolled east through Europe and eventually wound up in Russia. There he found a job at a carnival as “The Skating Executioner.” Unfortunately, the carnival owners were unaware that the act involved actual beheadings; thus, Guy found himself exiled to Siberia after his very first grisly act. Unequipped to survive the harsh conditions, his body was soon frozen into a block of ice in the Russian tundra.
Almost 200 years later, Russian leader Mikhail Gorbachev discovered Guy’s frozen body during a pilgrimage through the Siberian area of his motherland. Gorbachev secretly transported the body back to the Kremlin to be thawed out. Upon reawakening, Guy had extensive political discussions with Gorbachev which would eventually lead to the end of the Cold War and the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
Gorbachev, realizing the danger of a foreigner amidst the Russian turmoil, helped Guy get to safety in America. Once there, Guy immersed himself in the new wave culture of the 80′s and spent most of his time at roller rinks, listening to Debbie Deb, and watching Breakin’. In fact, that’s how he spent most of the 90′s as well, and still how he spends most of his time today.
Fortunately for Guy, he has finally managed to link up with some like-minded souls at the Rainbow Roller Rink. Now partnered with the Queen City Roller Girls, he is once again able to dispense his own brand of justice on the derby floor.
Keep your cool, ladies; we wouldn’t want you to lose your head!
Actual Athletic Background:
- Hockey
- Ping-Pong
- Bocce Ball
- Kan Jam
- Hockey Referee
- Softball Umpire
