Assistant Head Referee
About Doobie:
We’re more popular than Jesus now. Remember what the door mouse said. Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today? I get by with a little help from my friends. Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong. Make love, not war. I am the walrus. Shine on you crazy diamond. Imagine all the people sharing all the world. Hell no, we won’t go. You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. They call it mellow yellow. Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. And I feel to be a cog in something turning. The bus came by and I got on. We all want to change the world. Grass is nature’s way of saying hi. Whoever controls the media controls the mind. Turn on, tune in, and drop out. The whole world is watching. I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon. We won’t get fooled again. Like father, like son, like hell. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. Mother should I trust the government? The medium is the message. Drop acid, not bombs. Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. There ain’t no power like the power of the people, cuz the power of the people don’t stop. All we are saying is give peace a chance. This machine kills fascists. One man gathers what another man spills. Purple haze all in my brain. We are stardust, we are golden, and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden… And we all shine on…
Actual Athletic Background:
- Collegiate Ultimate Frisbee
- Intermural Volleyball










































