Jammer
Bio:
As the only daughter of Skeletor and named after her mother Evil-Lyn, Evil-Lyn Cognito was conceived on the planet of Eternia. Evil-Lyn Cognito is the perfect combination of her mother’s beauty and her father’s cunningness.
Growing up on Eternia, she learned black magic and how to fight. She learned that being bad can feel so good and assisted her parents in their constant battle with He-Man.
Life was perfect until a tragic mix up. He-Man was to be banished to an alternate dimension, but Evil-Lyn Cognito got too excited and used the “Diamond Ray of Disappearance” incorrectly. She, and not He-Man, was sent to a horrible planet called Earth.
Evil-Lyn Cognito was all alone, but not afraid. She tried to mimic the ways of the humans she encountered, but the evil grew inside of her. Constantly searching to find a way to let it all out, Evil-Lyn Cognito took to beating up girls in alleyways. This helped a little, but the hunger to destroy was still there. One particular girl Evil-Lyn Cognito was annihilating was carrying a pair of roller skates. After Evil-Lyn Cognito bashed the girl in the head with one of the skates, she stole them and found herself at the Rainbow Rink.
Here she fell in love with a sport that included roller skating (her new favorite form of transportation) and knocking the hell out of girls.
While things will never be as evil as they are back on Eternia, Evil-Lyn Cognito has accepted and embraced this human sport. Until the day her parents find a way to rescue her, Evil-Lyn Cognito will be beating on a girl near you!
Athletic Background:
JV Soccer
Beer Pong
Awards:
2011 Alley Kats Most Improved Skater
