Jammer
Bio
What is there to say about Celery Stalk-her that hasn’t already been said? I heard it through the grapevine that she skates so fast, you’d think they were giving away free chicken fingers over on turn 3. Just sayin’ (like Kanye)! She’s tougher than Kevlar coated geometry and when pressed, she’ll admit she’s actually Team Jacob all the way. She took to roller derby like a kitten finding solace underneath a pile of dirty clothes. She owns Billy Blank’s Tae Bo on both DVD AND VHS! Many of your friends have had their hands in or around her airspace, but none of them will ever catch her. She’s the magic man, but the cute lady version! Keep all hands on the bad one, or yer gonna get chomped! PARTY IN THE USA!!
Athletic Background
Many years of soccer and skateboarding
