Blocker | Pivot
Bio:
Unassuming & bookish by day, on the rink Poison Ivy League offers courses in pain, speed, and resilience.
Treating prestigious universities like boarding schools, Poison was kicked out of nearly every hallowed hall on the East Coast for everything from panty raids on frat houses to leading violent student protests against a’cappella groups. Don’t let the super-sized novels and thick glasses fool you- just ask the tenor of Here Comes Treble… once his trachea recovers, that is.
Poison was able to graduate only after beating the dean in a drinking contest. With her degree in Kicking Ass with a concentration in Taking Names (and a minor in Art History), her derby resume doesn’t need any padding- but you sure will. Wanna take a hip-shot at her? Go right ahead, Poison would just love to see you Jackson Pollack-ed on that wall right..over…there.
Skating with QCRG since 2008
Athletic Background:
Derby is her first competitive sport but she grew up begging to sign up for soccer, cheerleading, gymnastics, ice skating and ballet. Her requests were denied which was good because her interest was fleeting.
Awards:
Best Butt in Hotpants – 2010
