Asst. Captain | Jammer
Bio:
What is there to say about Celery Stalk-her that hasn’t already been said? I heard it through the grapevine that she skates so fast, you’d think they were giving away free chicken fingers over on turn 3. Just sayin’ (like Kanye)! She’s tougher than Kevlar coated geometry and when pressed, she’ll admit she’s actually Team Jacob all the way. She took to roller derby like a kitten finding solace underneath a pile of dirty clothes. She owns Billy Blank’s Tae Bo on both DVD AND VHS! Many of your friends have had their hands in or around her airspace, but none of them will ever catch her. She’s the magic man, but the cute lady version! Keep all hands on the bad one, or yer gonna get chomped! PARTY IN THE USA!!
Likes: A good coffee to creamer ratio and sleeping for long periods of time.
Dislikes: People that are unnecessarily rude, sharks, and feet.
Bout Day Rituals: After sleeping 13hrs, I eat breakfast, continue to lay in bed for 5 more hours, eat pasta, shower, eat a peanut butter sandwich, clean my wheels, pack my gear, drive to the rink rocking out to very loud music, put my stalks on and pump my fist enthusiastically…game on.
Injuries: There was this one time when I cracked my own ribs knocking a girl down.. no big deal.
Most often heard saying the following: “Wait… what are we doing?” (in reference to drills during practice) “Is this your first day?” “What are you new?”
Weapon of Mass Destruction: Tiny hands used for enthusiastic fist pumps.
Skating with QCRG since 2009
Athletic Background:
Many years of soccer and skateboarding
Awards:
Nominated for: Rookie of the year – 2010, Jammer of the year – 2011.
