Mexicali Bruise #420
Don’t let the Dead reference fool you, this friend of the devil is anything but mellow when she’s got her skates on. As duty free as her namesake ciudad, Mexicali Bruise don’t charge no tax for her Jersey spunk. If she’s roundin’ the rink, you best be scared, cause this milf’s had practice layin’ the smack down—and we’re not talking ‘bout her baby. As brainy as she is brawn, she’ll damn the man quicker than you can spell Republican. She feels the need for speed and has a thirst for competition…and an ice cold beer afterwards. Ass-kickin’ and drinkin’ is all she’s got today.
Suicidal Saucies
- Dr. Dementer #00 (captain)
- B'kini Whacks #21 (co-captain)
- Punk 'N Pi (sq. root -1) (coach)
- Ammit the Destroyer #14 (bench manager)
- Alley Oops #42
- CU~T #52
- Kelly KAPOW-ski #83
- La Mala Rubia #31
- Lollypopz #30
- Mexicali Bruise #420
- Peanut Bust-Her #35
- Pummelina #25
- Sheer Tara #138
- Sissy Fit 20/20
- Stormie Weather #357
- Pissi Longstocking #5
- Crazy Legs #24
- Kiss This #72
- Notable Strumpet #70
- Roxanne Debris #51
- Wrecks Kitten #73
- Banana Ram-Ya! #11 (Inactive 2008-2009 Season)
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