Punk 'N Pi (sq. root -1) (coach)

After a hard day of teaching algebra to 13 year olds this girl likes to let her punk rock side really roll. Her "imaginary number" is just like your imaginary dreams of getting by her. Never confuse her with the sweet stuff her name sounds like. Punk 'N Pi is ready to grade your efforts and is stingy with the A's. You better hope you don't get detention for bad behavior.